The classic tongue twister goes: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?" While it's mostly playful nonsense, a fun
answer often cited is: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck
could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Interestingly, a humorous study
by a wildlife expert once estimated that, based on the amount of dirt a
woodchuck moves when digging, it could chuck about 700 pounds of wood if it
really tried! But in reality, woodchucks don’t chuck wood—they dig soil. So,
it remains a fun linguistic riddle more than a factual question.
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
